Ever see a recipe for something like “Vegan Prime Rib” and think, “What? How is that even possible?” Or “Big Mac Mac and Cheese” and think, “That could either be totally disgusting or fantastic?” That’s where we come in. We’re kind of like culinary Mythbusters. We test weird recipes from the internet and let you know whether they’re awesome or completely inedible.
First of all, we would like to state for the record that it was with great restraint that the title of this entry was not a dildo pun. So. Ever want to just chug a jar of pickle juice but you were worried the world would judge you for being the soulless cretin you probably… Continue reading It’s Kind of a Big Dill – Dill Pickle Soup
Skillethead and I wanted dessert, and decided to delve into what must be the waking nightmare of vegan daily life. Tofu cheesecake sounded like it might not be absolutely inedible, so we figured we’d give it a shot. There are a plethora of recipes out there with varying degrees of difficulty and an assortment of… Continue reading It’s Only Just a Curd to Us – Tofu Cheesecake
So Skillethead and I found a recipe for a giant, spaghetti-stuffed meatball, and we decided we obviously had to make it. Because America. We did a combination of two recipes, essentially using the meatball recipe from #1 and the procedure from #2. Recipe 1: This recipe is the original one we found and seems to… Continue reading Giant, Spaghetti-Stuffed Meatball – Et Tu, Testicles? (tes-ti-kleese)
My family is from Buffalo. There are many ways to piss us off (we’re a feisty bunch), which include, but are in no way limited to: Mentioning Scott Norwood and/or our four consecutive Super Bowl losses Saying some stupid shit about the weather, such as, “oh, how much snow do you have right now?” in… Continue reading How to Upset Western New Yorkers – Buffalo Chicken Cauliflower
Tonight we cook a chicken with a beer can shoved up its vag-hole, which Skillethead informs me is called a “cavity,” and also that I’m an “idiot.” Beer Can Chicken Ingredients: 6 tbsp. dark brown sugar 1 tbsp. smoked paprika 1 tbsp. chili powder 1 tbsp. red pepper flakes 2 tsp. garlic powder 2 tbsp.… Continue reading Beer Can Chicken – A Whole Lot of Left Hand Turns