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Redneck, Vegan, Vegeterian

The Glory of Loaf – Slow-Cooker Bread

At first glance, this whole thing seems kind of pointless. Bread takes a long time, so you’re going to make it in the slow cooker which….takes a long time. After sifting through some recipes, apparently the difference is the amount of prep work you have to put into it. With a regular loaf of bread,… Continue reading The Glory of Loaf – Slow-Cooker Bread

Dessert, Vegan, Vegeterian

It’s Only Just a Curd to Us – Tofu Cheesecake

Skillethead and I wanted dessert, and decided to delve into what must be the waking nightmare of vegan daily life. Tofu cheesecake sounded like it might not be absolutely inedible, so we figured we’d give it a shot. There are a plethora of recipes out there with varying degrees of difficulty and an assortment of… Continue reading It’s Only Just a Curd to Us – Tofu Cheesecake

Redneck

Giant, Spaghetti-Stuffed Meatball – Et Tu, Testicles? (tes-ti-kleese)

So Skillethead and I found a recipe for a giant, spaghetti-stuffed meatball, and we decided we obviously had to make it. Because America. We did a combination of two recipes, essentially using the meatball recipe from #1 and the procedure from #2. Recipe 1: This recipe is the original one we found and seems to… Continue reading Giant, Spaghetti-Stuffed Meatball – Et Tu, Testicles? (tes-ti-kleese)

Vegan, Vegeterian

How to Upset Western New Yorkers – Buffalo Chicken Cauliflower

My family is from Buffalo. There are many ways to piss us off (we're a feisty bunch), which include, but are in no way limited to: Mentioning Scott Norwood and/or our four consecutive Super Bowl losses Saying some stupid shit about the weather, such as, "oh, how much snow do you have right now?" in… Continue reading How to Upset Western New Yorkers – Buffalo Chicken Cauliflower

Redneck

Beer Can Chicken – A Whole Lot of Left Hand Turns

Tonight we cook a chicken with a beer can shoved up its vag-hole, which Skillethead informs me is called a "cavity," and also that I'm an "idiot." Beer Can Chicken Ingredients: 6 tbsp. dark brown sugar 1 tbsp. smoked paprika 1 tbsp. chili powder 1 tbsp. red pepper flakes 2 tsp. garlic powder 2 tbsp.… Continue reading Beer Can Chicken – A Whole Lot of Left Hand Turns

Dessert, Vegan, Vegeterian

Shut Your Cake Hole: Soda + Cake Mix = ….Nothing Good, Apparently

This has been floating around the old interwebs for a good while now. We’ve been vaguely curious about whether it would work. It has the added benefit of being extremely low on the effort-o-meter. Huffington Post was kind enough to create this handy dandy mix-and-match soda and cake mix graphic: The basic premise is that… Continue reading Shut Your Cake Hole: Soda + Cake Mix = ….Nothing Good, Apparently